Letter to Santa

The other week I got this link from my friend Tina and i just completed the link and this is my letter to Santa. I hope you enjoy!!



Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.


It really wasn't my fault what happened at Trish's Office party. It was Meghan who spiked the punch with too much rum . I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like blueberries.


I thought it was funny when I put Tina's pants on my head and danced the Can Can on the chair while singing `I'll be home for Christmas'. I didn't mean to break Trish's CD Player and don't know why Trish would accuse me of Homicide.


I don't remember calling Jay's wife a big cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!


And when I threw up on Kelly's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that pie.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my VW Golf through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a friendly pig and have me arrested for Break & enter!


So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ugly and homely. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!


Sincerely and kindly yours,
Liz (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 10 bucks!


Here is the link if you want to write your own letter to Santa:
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

The night Before christmas

I don't know if anyone has fond memories of the story "the night before Christmas". I know that I do. I remember a few Christmas plays from elementry school that where based around the story. Now I have memories of the few Christmaas that I have spent in Campbell River where that pass around small gifts and read teh story with a word or two taht causes you to pass your gift. I have now bought a snowman themed story from "hallmark" that I read during the Holiday's.

Now here is a very cute story that I hadn't read before and I think that it is a great one to share this Holiday season!! I hope you have a good time reading the story.

Liz

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

Wheels!!

I am gald to announce that I am once again a car owner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a green 4 door VW golf from 1999!!!!!
I hope to post some pictures of it soon.

A Woman..

I recieved this email from Trish earlier today and I really liked it. I think that i have read it before and it makes you think. I hope that you enjoy it.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE.....
A set of screwdrivers,

a cordless drill,

and a black lace bra..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

One friend who

Always makes her Laugh...

And oneWho lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A good piece of furniture

not previously owned by

Anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

Eight matching plates,

Wine glasses with stems,

And a recipe for a meal that will

Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A feeling of control over Her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to fall in love

Without losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to quit a Job

Break up with a lover

and confront a friend

without ruining the friendship

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

When to try harder...

and

WHEN TO WALK AWAY.

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That she can't change

The length of her calves,

The width of her hips,or

The nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That her childhood

May not have beenPerfect..

but;

Its over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she would and

Wouldn't

Do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to live alone...

even if

She doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Whom she can trust,

Whom she can't,

And why she shouldn't

Take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Where to go...

Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..

Or a charming inn in the woods...

When her soul needs soothing... !

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she can and can't accomplish

In a day...

A month..

And a year...

Penthouse renos continued...

Here are the tiles that will be going in the entrance & the hallwayto the bedroom & bath... & if I remember correctly in the bathroom..... Hmmm I will have to ask.

This is the shelves & the place I will be outing the computer in the bedroom. the shelves will be an off white with red/pink backgrounds and the other walls are a cool pinky colour thats not really pink to match the Pink carpet that you see below in teh sideways picture!!

As you can see I do need to have some type of pink friendly paint to go with this very comfy carpet!!!

I hope to have more pictures soon as I get back out to the Castle!!!

The Castle during renovations

Here are some of the pictures of the Penthouse suite during the renovations. I am goign to try and walk you through the different rooms or 2 rooms... I don't have any pictures of the bathroom. Here is the diagram on the wallof my kitchen.
The table like thing is kinda where the kitchen table will go. The washer and dryer will be going under the window. The sink that you can see is where my DOUBLE sink will be going!!
You can kinda see the diagram that show where the stove (range) is going.

This will be the picture window. It is going to have a sill big enough for the Mooche to sit on and look outside!!!










Here is the entrance way when you walk in from outside. I have a picture of he tiles that will be here and in the hallway to the bathroom & bedroom.

I have a car!!!

I am happy to say that I have bought a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be posting pictures of the two of us next week. It is having repairs done adn I will be picking it up on Monday when I get back from Halifax!!!!

By the way it was the 1999 VW Golf.

Car shopping!!

I am excited to say taht I am off in the am to take the VW golf to the mechanic to have it looked at!!!!!!! By this time tomorrow I could be a car owner!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!!

Cooking Class Confirmed!!!!

I am glad to say that my cooking class with Chef Micheal Smith is confirmed!!!!!!!!!! I will be able to share with you all the funthings that I learned when I return from that class!!!!

Fun little Blog things

You are Barefoot!

You're a total free spirit, go with the flow girl You can't be restricted by shoes for very long And unsuprisingly, the same goes for men Your match is out there - and he's as carefree as you are

What Kind of Shoe Are You?a>

It's working again!!

I am glad to say after about 2 monthes my MSN is now working again....

I have no idea why it started working I just tried the button this am and it worked!!!!!

That means you will be seeing me online again!!!

I will be cahtting with you soon, LIZ

Cooking classes

I am very excited to say that I will be taking a Cooking class in December at the superstore....
The best part is that It will be taught by Chef MIKE SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you that don't know who he is he has the "Chef at home" Show on Food Tv and he had "Chef at large" and "the inn chef" on FoodTV!!!

I will let you know how things go....


I must be off to sleep for my night shift

Liz, Soon to be a Chef!!

FAB NEWS ABOUT WORK!!!!!!

I am glad to announce that I am now going to have a FULLTIME position!!!!!!!!! What that means is that i will not have to pick up and hope that there are extra shifts... The sad news is that I don't start my new rotation until the 13th of January. Due to the schedule already out and the Christmas rotation I have to wait. But come January I will be a fulltime Person!!! SWEET!!!

The luxery apartment!!

I am glad to report that thigns are startign to move along in regards to my new apartment!!! The floor has been picked & now Meghan just meeds to pick out some cabinets!! I am going out Friday to take a look at everything so I will bring my camera and get some pictures!!!

car shopping still....

Well in the world of Princess Liz...

Princess Liz is still searching for a car... she has a deposit on a 1999 VW golf. The plan is to take it to the mechanic on friday and then if things go well to buy it then!!! So about 1 week until the Princess has wheels!!!!!! So if everyoen can focus their positive thoguhts towards the princess that would be great!!