My thoughts on being a Nurse

I never realized that I hadn't commented n the "you know your a Nurse when..." The reason is that some if not most of the things are true!!! Yes I said TRUE! I couldn't imgaine it really being true but they are.
Now Some of the best ones (in my opinion) are:

The TLC!!! I was just commenting on that the other day! But I tossed in some Injection H!! Thats the stuff baby!

The buzzer system comment!! When pts buzz to check and make sure the buzzer is working!! Its 2 am go to sleep!!!

The tape you use to wrap! Well, If everyoen looks real close you will see that your gifts are wrapped with hospital tape and that the shipping boxes are also wrapped with tape from the hospital!!

Everythign seems funny! there are things you will laugh about on nights that in NO way sound funny when you hear them later but at that time are so funny you laugh until you cry!

Avoid the phone!! That is sooo ture caller ID has saved me many times and I love it sooo!

Talking at dinner... Now no one has thrown up but they have complained that we are to loud because we are laughing at the stories we are sharing.... But I am sure it will happen soon! :)

Now the whole pen thing... that is soo not me! I come to work with 5 adn leave with 2 If i am lucky I leave with 3 but the 3rd one is 1 that I picked up!

Yes! I have given a pt my coworkers name!! But my co worker was right there... It was very funny and we all laughed!

the fear of CPR!!!! very true for one week straight I would ride the bus with this guy that carried his Nitro Spray in hand !!!!!!! then the cashier at Sobeys had one at her till!!!!!! Thank god I now have my one use CPR mask on my Key chain!! I hope to never have to use it!!!!!!!

The penis thing..... Is not ture yet...... but i am sure in a couple of years I will have out distanced some of the more senior of hookers!


Well thsoe are soem of my fav and ones that just made me luagh until I cried... Because i have done them.. Wait I missed that Shit one! We did that one day we described that shit from someones shoe!!! it was priceless... i can't remember if the Dr was there or not...hmmmm anyways it was funny!

I hope that everyone has soem that they like or have experienced 1st hand... WHo would want to live without these experiences?????

HAHHAHA

Liz, The TLC RN