Letter to Santa

The other week I got this link from my friend Tina and i just completed the link and this is my letter to Santa. I hope you enjoy!!



Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.


It really wasn't my fault what happened at Trish's Office party. It was Meghan who spiked the punch with too much rum . I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like blueberries.


I thought it was funny when I put Tina's pants on my head and danced the Can Can on the chair while singing `I'll be home for Christmas'. I didn't mean to break Trish's CD Player and don't know why Trish would accuse me of Homicide.


I don't remember calling Jay's wife a big cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!


And when I threw up on Kelly's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that pie.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my VW Golf through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a friendly pig and have me arrested for Break & enter!


So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ugly and homely. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!


Sincerely and kindly yours,
Liz (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 10 bucks!


Here is the link if you want to write your own letter to Santa:
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm